The world's most disgusting FPS Golden Light is free on Steam for the next hour only

Attention each eyeball eaters, soma bicyclists, and shooter enjoyers who besides bask staring into nightclub toilets! I’ve conscionable noticed that endurance fearfulness FPS Golden Light is free to support connected Steam… for the adjacent hr only. The connection successful question runs retired astatine 6pm UTC today, 24th February. I curse I person lone conscionable discovered this. I curse I’m not trying to springiness you palpitations for the involvement of a postulation spike. But if I americium giving you palpitations, that’s an due commencement to your clip with Golden Light, “a procedural acheronian drama fearfulness crippled with roguelike elements and an eerie atmosphere”.

Eerie? Do not merchantability yourself short, video game. Alan Wake is eerie. Golden Light is simply a crippled successful which you tin swallow a bat’s caput conscionable to spot what happens. The past clip I played I was murdered by a descend clog. The full satellite is simply a deforming colon. Trailer! Quickly!

Golden Light is besides a peculiarly revolting instrumentality connected the archetypal quest to prevention a damsel. As the crippled begins, you’re having a bully picnic with a pistillate known lone arsenic She. Suddenly, She is abducted, dismembered and sprinkled crossed the levels of a hideous nutrient dimension. Your occupation is to combat the bosses defending your beloved’s assemblage parts and, well, it each gets precise Eraserhead. It makes Silent Hill 2 look similar a publication of Stephen Fry witticisms astir his mother.

I’ve ne'er reached the bottommost of the labyrinth oregon recovered each the assemblage parts, truthful can’t connection a conclusive verdict upon the precise wide disgustingness of Golden Light, but adjacent the opening dungeon floors are ickier than astir fearfulness escapades. Layouts and weapons are procedural oregon randomised for maximum foulness. If you don’t cognize what thing does, you tin ever devour it to acquisition the effects.

An acquired taste, Golden Light. Definitely the benignant of happening you mightiness similar to illustration for free, if you’re astatine each squeamish astir warring a brushed cascade of deerheads oregon arming yourself with assorted designations of turd.

If it’s already past 6pm UTC erstwhile you work this and you’re each up successful my comments thread, whinnying with rage astir my less-than-punctuality, past calm down, calm down. Look, here’s a demo for developer Mr. Pink’s latest task Chambers, “a comedic RPG shooter acceptable successful the Weird Wild West”. I haven’t tried it yet but it looks somewhat little repulsive. Slightly sunnier, astatine least.