"The performance tanked for me once I had around 70 ostriches" is my new favourite negative Steam review of all time

An embarrassment of ostriches

Edwin gave Ostrich Farm header honours successful this week's Maw, and with bully crushed I think. "Breed vibrant ostriches", helium wrote. I misread it arsenic "breed convulsive ostriches" and got excited. I inactive liked the conception adjacent aft realising my mistake. I pinned the Steam leafage tab (aka "The Coward's Wishlist"), and forgot astir it for a mates of days.

This morning, I clicked connected the tab again portion browser tidying. "I wonderment however Steam likes the ostrich game?", I mused. One review. A single, antagonistic review. "The show tanked for maine erstwhile I had astir 70 ostriches and made the crippled wholly unplayable".

I person questions, but I'm mostly conscionable present much intrigued astir the existent quality of the ostrich game. Is this a mean quantity of ostriches to person successful Ostrich Farm, oregon did the subordinate instrumentality immoderate benignant of rampant Muskoid breeding schedule? The maximum fig of ostriches shown successful a screenshot is 42 ostriches. It does not look unreasonable to inquire for 28 more.

I representation a azygous vibrant plume fluttering down to onshore connected a fried motherboard, the aerial alight with dust-mote delicate feather fragments and the odor of singed components. How galore ostriches indispensable idiosyncratic person earlier their satellite collapses successful connected itself, is not a enactment from Blowin' In The Wind but astir apt should person been.

I cannot rightfully accidental that the ostrich crippled deserves amended due to the fact that I haven't played it yet. One whitethorn reason that an ostrich crippled that cannot carnivore the value of 70 ostriches has nary close calling itself an ostrich crippled successful the archetypal place. Still, I consciousness galore of the world's problems could beryllium solved if much radical realised that if 60 ostriches bash not bring 1 happiness, it's precise apt the other 10 ostriches volition not amended the situation.