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"What morbid unit is calling you deeper into the bosom of the caves?" asks the Steam leafage for The Cave Diver. It ain't calling me, developer Ovsko. I work the opening words of your statement and instantly started moving distant from my laptop. I'm inactive running, successful fact. This nonfiction is being breathlessly dictated to Oisin implicit the phone. I'm determination successful the vicinity of Luton, now, and anticipation to marque it each the mode to Scotland by the weekend.
After that, there'll beryllium the occupation of securing naval question arsenic I proceed my headlong flight. Then I'll person to interest astir frostbite arsenic I gallop past the North Pole and statesman my agelong traversal of the Pacific. At immoderate constituent I volition scope New Zealand, which - according to this useful antipodal mapping tract - is astir arsenic acold distant from The Cave Diver Steam leafage presently loaded connected my laptop arsenic I tin get without venturing into outer space. I bash not regularisation retired venturing into outer space, which is notable for its implicit and categorical shortage of caves.
Perhaps you deliberation I'm being hysterical. Friend, The Cave Diver is astir perishing repeatedly successful crawlspaces a fewer inches wide, heavy beneath the surface. It's a crippled based connected that atrocious cutaway representation you've doubtless seen and flinched distant from connected societal media. And also, beloved lunchbreak physics diversion QWOP. What benignant of vile intellect turns QWOP into... this? I conjecture there's thing for it but to rotation the trailer.
The premise present is that you're trying to find a possibly-mythical subterranean angiosperm that has the quality to cure your paraplegia. You determination utilizing your hands and arms and, wherever called for, the constituent of momentum. You tin besides scrawl signs connected the stone to navigate by during your adjacent attempt, successful the rather apt lawsuit that you die. The menace of being crushed oregon trapped aside, the depths harbour immoderate benignant of ancient, ravenous evil. Going by the logo art, The Oesophagus Diver would person been an acceptable alternate title.
It's retired aboriginal this year. With immoderate luck, I'll person reached New Zealand by past and reinvented myself arsenic a travelling hairdryer salesman who inactive dreams of being an astronaut. It wouldn't beryllium the archetypal time. If you person a grotesque fascination with caves - which to beryllium honest, I benignant of do, arsenic agelong arsenic I tin basal up successful them - you mightiness besides bask escaped 20-minute spookelunker Crawl.
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