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Saturday Night Live opened successful the Oval Office, wherever Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) was joined by Stephen Miller (Mikey Day) to motion a slew of caller enforcement orders.
Among them: An bid to “make it socially acceptable for a antheral successful his 70s to day a 24 twelvemonth old.”
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“We’re calling it the Belichick law,” Trump explained. “We’re going to marque girlfriends young again, OK. Old men tin present day acold younger women.”
“We similar that. It’s hot. But successful reverse, it’s rather disgusting, right?”
The quip was a notation to Bill Belichick, 73, the University of North Carolina caput manager who is dating Jordon Hudson, 24.
The acold unfastened was a instrumentality to acquainted territory, but understandable fixed the mode that Trump has dominated the quality successful his archetypal months successful office.
The skit opened with Trump boasting of signing 147 enforcement orders truthful far, “everything from banning insubstantial straws to defunding PBS. I recognize Elmo has present been apprehended by ICE brought to you by the missive L for El Salvador. He’s not coming back.”
Trump past introduced Miller arsenic “lord of the shadows,” and Day played the White House lawman main of unit arsenic unusually creepy.
As absurd arsenic immoderate of the enforcement orders sounded, successful immoderate cases they are not acold disconnected from reality.
For example, 1 enforcement order, to trim the fig of interracial couples successful TV commercials, isn’t acold disconnected from the Trump administration’s actions to destruct DEI. The president’s FCC chairman, has opened investigations into NBC-parent Comcast and different media companies implicit their diversity, equity and inclusion policies, adjacent though they are backstage companies.
Johnson’s Trump remarked of the diverseness successful advertising, “It’s conscionable excessively many, right? You spot them successful the room unneurotic making a repast from Hello Fresh. She’s got choky braids. You’re like, Where’d they meet, you know? What bash they adjacent speech about. It’s insane.”
Making an quality successful the sketch was Marco Rubio (Marcello Hernandez), arsenic Trump signed an enforcement bid forbidding each Hispanic babies from getting their ears pierced.
“I mean, we got grown achromatic American tweens trying to get into Claire’s, and they gotta hold down a 1000 tiny Latina babies to get their ears pierced,” Trump said.
The sketch ended with Trump signing an enforcement bid to shorten the connection “recession.”
Trump said, “Recession volition present beryllium called recess. Fun, right? So America, get acceptable for a historically agelong recess.”
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