People Are Deciding What To Call The Next "Great Depression," And The Winner Is Both Funny And, Yeah, Depressing

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The record-breaking losses person led radical connected societal media to speculate astir different Great Depression.

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@frogs4girls has a viral tweet asking radical what we should telephone the caller one: "So what are we calling this one? conscionable 'great slump 2'? 'greater depression'? immoderate suggestions? anybody?"

Social media station  humorously suggesting names for an economical  downturn, comparing it to the Great Depression

Here are immoderate of the champion answers:

"The Yuge Depression"

 "It's large  stuff." The tweet jokes astir  "The Greatest Depression" and akin  phrases

"Make America Great Depression Again"

 "Make America Great Depression Again. It's close    there." A reply   asks for suggestions connected  naming the economical  situation

"The Depression (Taylor's Version)"

 "so what are we calling this one. conscionable  'great slump  2'? 'greater depression'? immoderate  suggestions? anybody?"

"The Big D"

Tweet suggesting names for an economical  depression, with a reply   humorously calling it "the Big D."

"The Most Beautiful Depression You've Ever Seen Believe Me"

A tweet humorously suggests names for an economical  downturn, referencing "Great Depression 2" and seeking suggestions

"Ah shit, present we spell again"

Tweet mocking imaginable   economical  downturn, comparing it to the Great Depression with suggestions for naming it

"Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo"

 Electric Boogaloo." A retweet from Anna asks for suggestions connected  calling an economical  event

"That's that maine depresssooo"

Tweet by Anna Scott saying, "that's that maine  depressooo," successful  effect   to a tweet suggesting names for a modern   depression

"Now that's what I telephone slump '25"

A tweet discussing slump  humor, suggesting names similar  "Great Depression 2" oregon  "Greater Depression" and considering alternatives

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"Great DEIpression"

 "Great DEIpression I guess" with 5,680 views, posted connected  April 3, 2025

"2 accelerated 2 depression"

Tweet mentions naming existent   events arsenic  "great slump  2," with tongue-in-cheek suggestions and queries for names

"2 depressed 2 beryllium blessed"

Tweet astir  imaginable   presumption     for the existent   era, comparing it to the Great Depression, with suggestions similar  "greater depression."

"Make America Great (Depression) Again"

Tweet by Ruby with a retweeted station  from Anna joking astir  naming a hypothetical 2nd  Great Depression

"Groceries"

Tweet by idiosyncratic    @Lagadaki with the connection     "Groceries" and 1,196 views, dated April 3, 2025

"The GREAT AGAIN Depression"

Tweet by idiosyncratic    @vikxel saying, "The GREAT AGAIN Depression, duh." Dated April 4, 2025, with 187 views

"Greater Depression"

Tweet showing a user's penchant  for calling a concern    "greater depression," successful  effect   to different  asking for sanction  suggestions

"Too Great, Too Depressed"

Tweet jokes astir  naming a modern   economical  crisis, referencing the "Great Depression."

"The Great Deux-Pression"

Tweet jokes astir  naming a large   economical  downturn, suggesting "great slump  2" oregon  "greater depression."

And lastly, and the astir fashionable of all... *drum rotation please*

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"2 large 2 depression."

Tweet by @holy_schnitt questioning what to telephone  the economical  situation, referencing a erstwhile   tweet by @frogs4girls questioning names similar  "Great Depression 2"

So, I conjecture that's what we're going with: "2 large 2 depression."

 "It's dark-sided."

Fox

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