Everyone knows California is disaster-prone, but there’s a acquainted logic to the calamitous geography successful this high-maintenance quality of a state.
Wildfires are expected to beryllium successful the hills — successful the chaotic — not connected the beach, and surely not wrong the borders of 1 of the biggest and best-prepared cities connected the planet.

The devastation from the Palisades occurrence extends for miles on Pacific Coast Highway.
(Robert Gauthier / Los Angeles Times)
But the occurrence that tore done coastal municipality Pacific Palisades this week was driven by the benignant of unholy upwind speeds typically confined to precocious upland passes oregon the crest of the Sierra Nevada. Astonishing gusts of 70 to 80 mph blew each of those preconceived notions away.
“I ne'er thought we’d person to evacuate, due to the fact that we’re truthful acold distant from the mountains,” said Denise Weaver, who lives connected a bluff overlooking dozens of burned houses connected the Pacific Coast Highway. She struggled to find words to picture the tragedy, and the irony, of friends losing everything to occurrence connected the borderline of the world’s largest h2o source.
“We’re, like, 100 feet from the Pacific Ocean,” Weaver said. “It’s conscionable nuts.”

What amounted to a flaming hurricane erased each of the presumed information advantages of warring a occurrence successful a well-equipped city.
The tiny aerial unit of adjacent tanker planes and helicopters was grounded. Powerful streams of h2o from a veritable postulation jam of firetrucks were snatched by the upwind and carried distant arsenic mist. And with truthful overmuch abrupt request connected the city’s h2o system, hydrants rapidly ran dry.
At that point, each of the affluence, urbanity and privilege successful the satellite wasn’t overmuch good. Desperate residents mightiness arsenic good person been unsocial connected a remote, flaming mountainside.
“Fires nether those conditions are fundamentally unfightable,” said UCLA clime idiosyncratic Daniel Swain. “The champion you tin anticipation to bash is get radical retired of the way.”
To recognize what made Tuesday truthful shocking, truthful confidence-shattering, deliberation of upwind similar flowing water. In the accustomed Santa Ana storms, astir of that travel streams retired of the desert, done upland passes and into the valleys on predictable pathways, similar h2o coursing down riverbeds.
To the north, the strongest winds travel done the Newhall Pass, successful Santa Clarita, and into the San Fernando Valley.
In the center, they travel down on the Santa Ana River — for which these storms are named — past Riverside and Anaheim connected the mode to the coast.
To the south, the upwind comes done the Cajon Pass, betwixt the San Bernardino and San Gabriel Mountains.
But connected Tuesday, determination was truthful overmuch upwind precocious successful the ambiance that it each conscionable flooded implicit the tops of the mountains and came crashing down into the valleys similar a monolithic question against the shore.
It was “geophysically chaotic”, Swain said. “You didn’t conscionable request to beryllium successful those gaps betwixt the mountains to get the strongest winds.”
Then, conscionable similar a tidal wave, it went everywhere. In this case, it virtually bounced implicit the Santa Monica Mountains — Swain called it a “hydraulic jump” — and crashed down on the seashore of occidental Los Angeles County, consecutive into Pacific Palisades.
There person been windstorms similar this before, including 1 successful 2011 that caused a batch of upwind harm successful the San Fernando Valley, Swain said. But, fortunately, they didn’t spark catastrophic fires.
On Tuesday, the metropolis wasn’t truthful lucky.
By Thursday, neighborhoods inactive smoldered for miles up and down the Pacific Coast Highway, much than 5,000 homes and businesses scorched. Residents, hopeless to spot what had go of their homes, argued with cops who had been ordered to support radical retired of the evacuation zone.
It was a country reminiscent of the aftermaths of truthful galore different tragic fires — the Camp occurrence successful Butte County successful 2018, the Lahaina occurrence connected Maui successful 2023 — but this clip the scenery seems oddly familiar, adjacent for radical who person ne'er really been to the Palisades.
That’s because, for anyone who grew up successful the Midwest oregon connected the East Coast absorbing images of California served up by shows specified arsenic “Baywatch” and films specified arsenic “Point Break,” this was the Los Angeles of their dreams.
A slow, bittersweet thrust up the seashore connected Thursday revealed truthful overmuch of that acquainted territory reduced to ashen ruins.

The ruins of beachfront homes smolder on the Pacific Ocean.
(Wally Skalij / Los Angeles Times)
Remember Moonshadows, the edifice perched implicit the Pacific wherever Mel Gibson got drunk successful 2006 and launched into a astir career-ending anti-Jewish tirade erstwhile constabulary pulled him implicit conscionable down the road?
Gone.
So is Gibson’s $14-million location successful Malibu, burned portion helium was successful Austin, Texas, doing Joe Rogan’s podcast. “Well, astatine slightest I haven’t got immoderate of those pesky plumbing problems anymore,” helium quipped to the Hollywood Reporter.
Paris Hilton, Billy Crystal and Jeff Bridges — who played the rubric relation successful “The Big Lebowski,” a classical movie successful which Los Angeles’ Westside is arguably the existent prima — each mislaid their homes, too.
And that chubby-cheeked feline each implicit societal media, bathed successful an apocalyptic orangish haze and pleading with radical to permission their keys successful their cars erstwhile they wantonness them truthful helium could determination them to fto firetrucks through, that was histrion Steve Guttenberg from each those “Police Academy” movies successful the 1980s.
How L.A. is that?
That “is this real, oregon a movie” sensation persists, adjacent portion you’re sucking successful the acrid aerial and rubbing the ash retired of your reddened eyes, arsenic aerial tankers skim h2o disconnected the water and lumber into the entity overhead. It feels similar the acceptable of a catastrophe film.
It gets existent again, quickly, erstwhile a regular feline comes shuffling down Temescal Canyon Road successful a Dodgers hat, N95 disguise and dusty surgical scrubs.
Paul Austin, 61, is an orthodontist. He’d near astatine 6 a.m. Tuesday to spell to his bureau successful Simi Valley and straighten a fewer teeth. While helium was gone, his location of 20 years and astir everything successful it was “totally, wholly destroyed,” helium said. He hadn’t changed apparel successful 3 days.
He started the interrogation joking that the lone happening near connected his spot is simply a elephantine Santa successful his frontyard, a holdover Christmas decoration that helium thought for definite would person blown away.
“I don’t deliberation for immoderate of us, really, it’s adjacent deed location what we’ve lost,” helium said, and past helium paused, flooded by abrupt sobs down his disguise and his goggles.
“Everything.”