Multiplayer stealing sim Thick As Thieves lets you leave snide calling cards when you beat people to the loot

Here's what I'd constitute connected mine

While prowling the ramparts of this year's Summer Game Fest, I rode a zipline to a breached attic model and snuck into a sealed enclosure containing Thick As Thieves, the unofficial multiplayer Thief crippled from Otherside Entertainment. Also successful the sealed chamber: celebrated Looking Glass dude and Deus Exman Warren Spector, who walked america done a hands-off demo of the PvPvE heisting sim.

I didn't, if I'm honest, spot overmuch that wasn't broadly covered by Jeremy Peel's write-up of Thick As Thieves from past December. As such, I'm successful 2 minds astir whether to bash a afloat impressions portion - this quality nonfiction is investigating the waters. But I did crook up a fewer objects of novelty. For one, the caller multiplayer burgling sim features an quality that lets you airs temporarily arsenic an NPC, arsenic with the Semblance powerfulness successful Dishonored: Death Of The Outsider. For another, it turns retired that erstwhile you rob a joint, you tin permission a knavish calling paper for different players hunting the aforesaid treasure.

It's possible, Spector told me, that you'll beryllium capable to customise your calling cards, beyond conscionable displaying your subordinate alias. Being a fundamentally vindictive person, I already person a fewer ideas for what I'd constitute connected mine.

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The earlier vertebrate caught the worm.

The 2nd rodent did not get the cheese.

The 3rd anteater did not container the swag.

The 4th raccoon did not scoop the loot.

You snoozed and you losed.

Opportunity knocked.

The existent treasure was hopefully the friends you made on the way.

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Let maine guess, idiosyncratic stole your sweetroll.

Behind you.

Naturally, a taxable similar this demands the attraction of the afloat Treehouse. I asked our precocious recruited newsfiend Mark what he'd enactment connected his card, and helium suggested transcribing the entirety of this Seinfield video into the textbox. James, our hardware Gandalf, came backmost with "didn't expect anemic foe". Reviews reassembler Brendy had the pithiest and, I think, astir obnoxious proposal: "first".

But you, scholar beloved - what would you permission connected your catburgling calling card?