L.A. Affairs: Oh, how my body wanted my pickleball partner! Then he opened his big mouth

When Noah walked into the indoor pickleball analyzable successful Carson that rainy morning, my assemblage said, “Wow. Look astatine that guy.”

The 30 minutes it took maine to get to Carson from Mar Vista abruptly seemed worthy it. Pulling into the parking batch of PowerPlay Pickleball, I got to spot the Goodyear Blimp tethered and pivoting successful the upwind crossed the street.

My pickleball person Hailey had booked the court. She texted maine the time earlier that she had lined up a 4th player: a feline from Plummer Park successful West Hollywood. She gave maine thing to spell connected astir his narration status, not that I cared. My presumption was “married my full beingness and present separated for 2 years.” My hubby was large and controlling. I wasn’t definite I adjacent wanted to beryllium successful a narration again.

Hollywood Hailey, with her agelong blond hair, rocked a tennis dress, thigh-high socks and shot cap. Sometimes she wore sunglasses indoors. Men gravitated toward her similar a rima to a candy apple.

She got our person Gary to play. Gary was a lawyer whose affability ne'er offended disconnected the court, but connected the tribunal I recovered him pushy. I met his beauteous older woman astatine a pickleball enactment past year. He and I tossed our pickleball bags onto a array adjacent the court. Gary’s container was wadded with utilized towels. I asked to get his eraser to region the scuff marks from my paddle.

Noah swung his backpack disconnected his wide shoulders onto our table. I felt his assemblage successful my knees. From debased to high, I noticed everything: his footwear size, muscular calves, graying temples, intelligent face. In my mind, I saw our hands laced, moving connected a beach, seagulls flying, the look successful our eyes astatine the altar, the state plot with pickleball roses.

“This is Noah,” Hailey said. “He plays astatine Plummer.”

Noah smiled astatine me, reached retired his beardown manus to shingle mine. A brushed pillowy grip. No wedding ring.

Gary didn’t deterioration a wedding ringing either. My fingers were surely bare. (There should beryllium a ringing digit for being separated. The mediate digit would beryllium a bully candidate.) Hailey wore nary rings.

The 4 of america stepped retired onto the reserved court. It was large wrong from paddles hitting pickleballs and piped-in music. Hailey knew I didn’t emotion playing with Gary, who poached excessively galore of my shots, truthful she fto maine person Noah.

“Do you privation to service first?” Noah’s dependable was pillowy similar his palms. He backed up toward the baseline. He offered maine the ball. I took it.

My bobbed hairsbreadth was tucked nether a shot headdress I had started wearing to emulate Hailey. Hailey swayed her hips backmost and distant successful acceptable presumption looking similar the volleyball subordinate she erstwhile was. I was wearing leggings and a long-sleeve apical covered by a puffy vest.

“Zero-zero-two,” I called retired to statesman the game. My service sailed long. “Ugh,” I sighed. Noah gave maine a tender look. “It’s OK,” helium said. “We got this.” He walked over, extended his manus to mine. I slapped it.

Hailey served next. I returned the shot to her, but Gary overreached to poach it, driving a changeable into Noah’s waiting forehand. Noah enactment the shot away. Our point. Noah smiled astatine me. I smiled back.

To observe a winning point, partners usually slap paddles. But Noah kept offering maine his bare hand. Skin-to-skin contact. I tried not to work into it.

We traded points, pounding retired volleys, firing rounds astatine the net, reacting quickly, lunging, grunting, each of america panting. The people was tied 9-9.

There’s thing that happens connected a pickleball tribunal erstwhile points spell the distance. Players get giggly, euphoric, sweaty. The euphoria bonded america successful honey. When Noah and I took the win, we howled. We each clinked paddles.

Time for a breather, to drawback immoderate water, for maine to accidental thing profound to Noah to seizure the moment.

“God, I’m thirsty,” I came up with. I stared astatine Noah’s bobbing Adam’s pome arsenic helium suckled astatine his bottle. Warmth dispersed done my breast, and my breathing quickened. In my mind, I saw america successful a edifice country successful Greece beneath gauzy achromatic curtains.

“Can I inquire you a question?” helium said, mounting down his water.

“Yep,” I said aloud. (“I bash instrumentality thee,” I said to myself.)

“Did you cognize you person excessively large a backswing connected your volleys?”

If my bosom were a blimp, his unsolicited proposal was a needle. My hubby was an adept successful everything, adjacent successful the mode I chopped tomatoes, hemmed pants, folded socks. I had had capable of men self-improving me.

Hailey took a swig of h2o from her bottle. Her thigh tips were glowing. Gary offered Noah his paddle eraser past toweled disconnected the apical of his bare head.

“Hmmm,” I yet said.

When pickleballs are deed excessively hard, they crack. Before they crack, tiny fissures amusement up betwixt the holes.

The people successful the 2nd crippled reached crippled constituent for Hailey and Gary. Gary served. I returned hard and heavy to Hailey. She popped up a juicy lob to my forehand. This was the archetypal lob to my forehand each game, and I had thing to prove. Decades of smashing overheads successful tennis would sweeten maine to Noah similar nary candy pome could.

“Mine,” I screamed, cocked my paddle backmost implicit my head, and whipped my forehand down with each my mightiness to lb that shot into Noah’s heart. I felt a thud. Noah had jumped crossed my assemblage to poach the lob with his backhand. My paddle deed his back. The shot deed the net.

Game over. Honeymoon over.

Noah crossed his arms trying to massage his ain bruise. His look was sheepish. He knew helium had poached my changeable and outgo america the game.

Hailey ran implicit to him. “Are you OK?” she asked.

Gary said, “Brutal.”

Noah said, “Can’t judge I missed.”

He did not accidental helium was sorry. I did not apologize for flogging him.

Hailey said, “We’ve got to springiness up the tribunal present anyway. Great games, guys.” Hailey clinked my paddle, Hailey clinked Noah’s. Gary clinked mine, Gary clinked Noah’s. I didn’t clink Noah’s.

I gathered my stuff, made definite I stuffed my water, my paddle, my headdress backmost into my tote. I grabbed my car keys.

“Noah and I are headed retired for lunch. Do you guys privation to articulation us?” Hailey said. It sounded similar a program made earlier we got there. Had determination been thing going connected betwixt them aft all?

Gary said helium couldn’t go.

I said I couldn’t go.

Noah extended his manus for a goodbye handshake, clueless to the heights and depths of our relationship. I slapped it.

This writer is simply a pickleball enthusiast and daydreamer from Mar Vista.

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