Jimmy Kimmel's a grandpa after his '83-year-old' daughter gives birth

Now we cognize what it takes for Jimmy Kimmel to skip a nighttime of work: One of his babies has to person a baby.

Kimmel became a gramps earlier this week erstwhile his oldest girl gave commencement to a girl. In his monologue Tuesday, helium joked astir his oldest daughter’s age.

“We were expected to person a amusement past night, but we didn’t due to the fact that my girl had a babe past night. People don’t recognize — radical cognize I person 2 small kids,” helium said. “I besides person 2 older kids. My oldest daughter, she’s 83 years old, her sanction is Katie.”

He besides praised Guillermo arsenic a large doula, telling his sidekick, “You were reassuring, you were calm, your hands were truthful soft.” So you tin archer however superior helium was being.

Kimmel said it was lone the 2nd night, excluding planned vacations and the COVID-19 lockdowns, that he’d taken disconnected successful the show’s 22-year history.

Katie and Kevin Kimmel, 33 and 31, are Jimmy’s kids from his 14-year matrimony to Gina Kimmel, which ended successful 2002.

Kimmel’s kids from his matrimony to writer Molly McNearney, whom helium joined successful 2013, are Jane, 10, and Billy, 8. Billy was calved with a bosom information that has been discussed regularly connected “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Katie wed Will Logsdon successful 2021.

As for Katie Kimmel’s caller baby, arrogant grandpa Jimmy said she’s “very healthy.” Then helium went connected to gag astir her name, which helium stated was Melania, past Melania Thee Stallion, past — successful a telephone telephone with his Aunt Chippy — Jo Mama, past Jo Mama Kevin Logsdon.

It was aft that past 1 that Aunt Chippy said, “She didn’t sanction the babe that! You know, if you don’t halt busting my b—, I curse to God erstwhile I dice I’m going to travel backmost and haunt you!”

Kimmel past said the sanction was really Brangelina, prompting Chippy to bid him to manus the telephone to his mother.

The baby’s existent name, though, is Patti Joan. “Joan” is successful grant of Jimmy Kimmel’s mom, Katie’s paternal grandma.

The talk-show big besides started riffing connected things he’d learned from his grandfathers and brainstorming things helium would person to thatch small Patti Joan. Things similar shoplifting, skipping postulation by impersonating instrumentality enforcement and shooting retired one’s bottommost dentures similar a cash-register drawer.

“You cognize WD-40?” Kimmel asked the workplace audience. “You person to thatch them astir that.”