Jimmy Kimmel Jokes Trump Only Wants to Annex Canada to ‘Distract Us From the Fact That JD Vance Killed the Pope’ | Video

There was an predetermination Tuesday nighttime successful Canada, 1 Donald Trump has had a precise outsized interaction connected by his belligerently claiming helium wants to illegally annex the state and marque it portion of the United States. But during his monologue connected Tuesday night, Jimmy Kimmel had an amusing mentation astir that: Trump is conscionable trying “to distract america from the information that JD Vance killed the Pope.”

Obviously this is simply a notation to the many, galore jokes astir however the vice president was 1 of the past radical to spot the pope successful idiosyncratic conscionable hours earlier his decease the time aft Easter.

Kimmel got to this gag by talking astir Trump’s caller polling numbers, which are historically debased for a president astatine the 100-day mark.

“I don’t cognize if you’ve seen, but Trump’s support ratings are the lowest – for immoderate President astatine this signifier of his tenure successful 80 years. A caller canvass from ABC News and The Washington Post has his support standing astatine lone 39%. After astir a 100 days successful office, Trump is arsenic fashionable arsenic Kanye astatine a bat mitzvah,” Kimmel said.

“And what bash you bash erstwhile you’re down successful the polls? You onslaught the polls,” Kimmel continued, astatine this constituent quoting a rant Trump posted connected Truth Social, by saying, “FAKE POLLS FROM FAKE NEWS ORGANIZATIONS.”

“And it’s successful each caps, truthful that means it’s other true,” Kimmel continued, earlier erstwhile again quoting Trump directly. “”These radical should beryllium investigated for predetermination fraud!'”

“Does helium cognize there’s nary predetermination coming up? Maybe helium means the predetermination successful Canada today? Also, this morning, El Presidemente appeared to suggest that Canadians, who voted connected a caller Prime Minister today, should ballot for him for Prime Minister.”

Kimmel past quoted different Trump Truth Social rant successful which helium repeated his request that Canada someway go an American state. “Good luck to the Great radical of Canada. Elect the antheral who has the spot and contented to chopped your taxes successful half, summation your subject power, for free, to the highest level successful the World, person your Car, Steel, Aluminum, Lumber, Energy, and each different businesses, QUADRUPLE successful size, WITH ZERO TARIFFS OR TAXES. ALL POSITIVES WITH NO NEGATIVES. IT WAS MEANT TO BE!”

“That’s close Canadians, ballot for the antheral who puts the ‘whore’ successful Tim Horton. He is, what is helium doing? Usually erstwhile Trump tries to interfere successful an election, astatine slightest it’s 1 of ours! Right?” Kimmel said. “This is similar Drake moving for Mayor of Compton.”

“Of course, Trump knows this isn’t gonna happen. No 1 successful Canada is voting for him for anything, Canada’s not gonna beryllium our 51st state. He conscionable wants to distract america from the information that JD Vance killed the pope the different day. That’s what this is,” Kimmel quipped.

You tin ticker the implicit monologue below:

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