Florida nurse accused of violent cheesy nachos assault on her wife

Police successful Florida accidental they arrested a caregiver accused of beating her woman and shoving a fistful of cheesy nachos down her pants.

Allyson Swan, 39, a registered caregiver successful Port St. Lucie, was taken into custody for the incidental successful the aboriginal greeting of May 3. The Port St. Lucie Police Department said they took her into custody aft responding to a payment petition connected the alleged victim.

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According to the apprehension study from PSLP, officers arrived astir 3 a.m. astatine the residence of Swan and the 40-year-old alleged victim, whose sanction was not released. Police said Swan denied immoderate carnal altercation oregon unit but alternatively claimed she had to barricade herself successful the chamber due to the fact that the unfortunate “was successful a drunken rage” and upset due to the fact that she did not privation to ticker TV with Swan. She besides claimed her woman made respective holes successful the partition but again denied immoderate “physical altercation” betwixt the couple.

Her woman told constabulary a acold antithetic story.

She said she was successful the room making nachos portion Swan was playing video games successful the surviving room.

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“Allyson told her she shouldn’t beryllium eating this precocious and made a remark astir her weight,” the reporting serviceman wrote. “The 2 began arguing and Allyson walked implicit to [the victim], grabbed a fistful of the cheesy nachos, and shoved them down the backmost of [the victim’s] pants.”

The 2 began arguing, and the unfortunate walked to the chamber to alteration her pants. She told constabulary that’s erstwhile her woman attacked her physically, slamming her against the partition successful the hallway conscionable extracurricular their bedroom, and past slamming her look archetypal onto the floor.

“[The victim] stated Allyson pinned her look down onto the level and shoved her fingers into either broadside of her rima and hooked them similar a fish,” the study continues. “Allyson past continued to batter her by grabbing her caput and slamming it into the level aggregate times. At immoderate point, Allyson threw h2o connected [her wife].”

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Swan utilized the onslaught to asseverate her dominance successful their relationship, according to the constabulary report.

“Throughout the incident, [the victim] stated Allyson made respective comments astir making definite [the victim] knows Allyson is successful complaint and that [the victim] was not behaving.”

At this point, Swan reportedly noticed that her woman was connected an unfastened telephone telephone with a friend, who had listened to the assault. The unfortunate told constabulary she had called the person aft Swan had shoved the nachos down her backside but earlier Swan turned violent. Swan backed disconnected erstwhile the person called the police, the study says.

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Police said they recovered the country and grounds corroborated the communicative told by the victim, including yellowish cheesy stains connected the partition that matched her backside. They reported a yellowish substance accordant with cheesy nacho condiment connected the interior backside of the victim’s leggings. The unfortunate besides had a hematoma (a pooling of humor nether the skin) connected her forehead and scratches connected her assemblage accordant with her mentation of events.

Swan was taken into custody and charged with misdemeanor home artillery that caused bodily harm. She was released connected $250 bail and has her adjacent tribunal quality successful June.