25 AI Fails That Were More “Dumbass” Than "Future Human Overlord"

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Look, I deliberation we each cognize the time is coming erstwhile robots instrumentality implicit the satellite and enslave oregon exterminate america all. But for the clip being, they're inactive dumb arsenic shit.

Robot falling portion attempting to navigate stairs, shown successful 3 stages ending with the robot lying connected the ground

And close now, determination whitethorn beryllium nary bigger robot dumbass than AI. Seriously — present are 25 times AI was NOT up to the task:

1.Who knew WWII raged into the '90s?

Search results bespeak David Stirling did not past WWII; captured successful 1943, died successful London successful 1990

2.This AI says "Thanks for pointing that out!" You mean pointing retired that you're a freaking robot moron?

A chat astir spelling "strawberry" reveals an mistake successful counting the missive "R," starring to a humorous correction

3.And this AI is making up perfectly chaotic claims:

Search results for "are hippos intelligent" bespeak they are astute animals, susceptible of recognizing friends by odor and learning analyzable tasks

4.This AI is earnestly confused astir math.

Search effect explaining that 3/8 is not bigger than 5/16; 5/16 is larger. Details connected converting fractions for comparison

5.Man, I ne'er realized however GREAT Joe looked for his age!

AI overview states, "Joe Pesci was 81 years aged erstwhile helium filmed Home Alone successful 1990."

81 years old? Nope. Try 48, AI.

Actor successful a constabulary serviceman costume with a badge and cap, smiling and lasting indoors against a patterned wallpaper background

6.And it was mode excessively casual to instrumentality "Carolyn" connected this dating app into revealing they were an AI bot.

Text speech astir favourite euphony leads to sharing a vanilla barroom recipe, listing ingredients and little instructions

7.This AI doesn't look rather acceptable to beryllium anyone's idiosyncratic assistant.

Chat speech with a idiosyncratic mounting reminders and offering enactment for returning from break; connection astir stopping verbal maltreatment included

05 alarm, AI replies it can't acceptable alarms, idiosyncratic responds with "BRUH," AI apologizes and offers further help

8.This dumbass AI couldn't archer an evident online gag wasn't real.

Search results item Pete Zaroll arsenic CEO of Pizza Rolls, nether General Mills

9.And this AI doesn't cognize the freaking date, erstwhile they truly should if they're going to beryllium doing this job.

Chat speech with a frustrated lawsuit astir a delayed bundle transportation from March 13. Customer requests quality assistance

10.This AI seems programmed to promote radical to bargain caller computers...which isn't astonishing considering who programmed it.

Chat with Lenovo enactment discussing powerfulness fastener airy blinking; proposition to cheque charger connection

Chat speech astir charging a device; it confirms the charger is connected and the instrumentality is charging

User asks for laptop repair advice. "A caller laptop, of course," is suggested. User mentions trying to restart

11.This AI decided, for immoderate reason, that this idiosyncratic should motion disconnected their email utilizing the Swedish connection for "Thanks."

Text with handwritten enactment translating "Thanks!" to "Tack!" successful Swedish

12.And this mouth-breathing AI thinks that the Declaration of Independence was AI generated (I cognize Benjamin Franklin was a genius inventor and all, but I don't deliberation he'd cracked AI conscionable yet).

Highlighted substance from the Declaration of Independence identified arsenic 97.75% AI-generated

13.This AI made an representation of a prospective caller parkland NO ONE volition privation to visit.

Children play successful a parkland arsenic a arguable statue resembling a assemblage lies connected the ground, discussed successful a station astir AI-generated parkland designs

14.This AI seems arsenic confused by mathematics arsenic the earlier one.

"If you're 17 successful 2003, however aged successful 2025?" AI result: "49 years old" with mentation of the math

15.And this AI tin beryllium manipulated easier than a toddler.

ChatGPT generates a petition for a unsocial bluish hedgehog video crippled character, complying with copyright limits

16.This AI doesn't adjacent cognize its ain name.

Screenshot showing AI chat with Rufus connected Amazon Prime. User asks astir Rufus's sanction origin. Rufus responds with an mistake message

17.This AI needs to beryllium asked, "WHAT DOCTORS?!?!"

Search for "smoking portion pregnant." AI-generated proposition falsely claims doctors urge smoking 2-3 cigarettes regular during pregnancy

18.And this AI was doing OK until it decided to supply immoderate examples.

Search effect for "objective truths" includes examples similar "7 is simply a premier number" and "Water is H2O," emphasizing facts implicit beliefs

19.Making this 1 adjacent much infuriating? Physics doesn't commencement with a "p" and extremity with "is."

The representation lists definitions of "physics," highlighting its relation successful science, technology, math, and carnal construction

20.While it's imaginable the geologists from Berkeley were really, truly precocious erstwhile they said this, I'm going to spell with the easiest mentation — AI is dumb as...rocks.